hi my name is ivan and mouse x keyboard is my otp
this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.
If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this
I JUST FUCKING GOT THAT “ARBY’S” IS BASED ON “RB”, THE ABBREVIATION FOR ROAST BEEF. I’M GOING TO FUCKING TORCH AN ARBY’S I SWEAR TO CHRIST
Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus
hi im doin another giveaway bc i like giving people things
this time one person will win either a $25 amazon gift card, $25 etsy gift card, or ill buy u minecraft
or if you have a paypal and just want me to give you the $25 for you to use on whatever then thats cool too…. buy a bus ticket, vibrator, weed, idc……
RULES!
- reblog only once
- like only once
- you dont have to follow but its appreciated but my blog is nsfw so
- yeah
- this ends on like sunday ok
- now go forth my pretties reblog away (except you can only reblog once)
I can’t.
oh my god
the mustache
the little spider-hands
sex
i want sex.i am a mail.and very hot.
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