bryko:

2012: “I’d get a Wii U if it was $300”

2013: “I’d get a Wii U if it was $200”

2014: “I’d get a Wii U if it was $100”

2015: “I’d get a Wii U if it came for free with a Burger King kid’s meal”

minecraftparody:

ellie, you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 46214124 years go to your room now

minecraftparody:

ellie, you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 46214124 years go to your room now

(via bryko)

britchan:

iguanamouth:

whoops

And I’m dead.

(via kegelgod)

fact: rick has a 10% hold in the stock shares of dna productions and is best friends with paul

rickandmortyfacts:

That and Rick owns over 65% of Disney and is making big bux from the company. 

Paul and Rick both broke up as friends, too. 

They had a fall out after Rick had slept with Paul’s long time girlfriend Tyra, which was actually just a Japanese body pillow that Rick had slept with instead of his own. 

Paul still doesn’t know that Tyra is not a real woman. 

Thank you.

HOLY SHIT I JUST STARTED LISTENING TO RADIANS AND IT SOUNDS AMAZING THANKS FOR YOU AND MEL'S EXISTENCE JUST SEND THE TRACK TO SOME RECORD LABELS AND I AM SURE AT LEAST ONE WILL ACCEPT

rikin8r:

aw shuuuuucks thanks man ‘///u///’

fact: rick has a 10% hold in the stock shares of dna productions and is best friends with paul

rickandmortyfacts:

That and Rick owns over 65% of Disney and is making big bux from the company. 

Paul and Rick both broke up as friends, too. 

They had a fall out after Rick had slept with Paul’s long time girlfriend Tyra, which was actually just a Japanese body pillow that Rick had slept with instead of his own. 

Paul still doesn’t know that Tyra is not a real woman. 

Thank you.

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

(Source: krishnaa, via sassking-trevor)

(Source: buttwyatt, via toastradamus)

babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

babygonzo:

vupset:

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

my neighbors used to have a dog named Kevin I hope he was included in this census

he was

(via artiestroke)